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Mr. Popo Vs Cory Baxter Vs Speed Racer is a joke fight on the Death Battle Fanon wikia

Fight

Hello and welcome to MORTALITY QUARREL. Today we have Mr. Popo with the power to order the peckers, Cory with the power to be In The House, and Speed Racer who can go fast as fuck boi. Let's get to this quickly.

Mr. Popo: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS LISTEN UP, POPOS ABOUT TO TEACH YOU THE PECKING ORDER. IT GOES YOU TWO, THE DIRT, THE WORMS INSIDE OF THE DIRT, POPO'S STOOL, KAMI, THEN POPO. ANY QUESTIONS?

Cory Baxter: Yeah, why didn't I win Dancing With The Stars?

Speed Racer: Am actually sonic. where is my chili dog

out of nowhere

SPORTAFLOP: EET UR VEGIETABLES N FROOTIE LOOOPIES

ROBBEEEEE DECAYING: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BE LAZY

GOD KING SKOVALD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TOO HAVE PROVED MY WORTH ODYN. I AM GOD KING SKOVALD! THESE MORTALS DARE NOT CHALLENGE MY CLAIM TO THE AEGIS!

CINNAMON: HERE I CUM I AM CINNAMON! JK ITS ME LUCIO EAT YOUR LUCIO-OS!

Narrator: We have lost faith in controlling the battle so lets skip some stuff:

Summary: Lucio the Cinnamon force feeds Sportaflop some Lucio-os which are not his favorite frootie looopies so he dies. God King Skovald dies to Garfielf the Lasaga loving cat who we didnt even introduce but then Garfielf also ate the poisoned Lucio-os. Robbeeeee Decaying finds a net and gives it to his dream team but they waste it on him but it was electrified and weighed a ton so he is crushed to death. Cory Baxter couldn't find some electric guitar so he was defenseless to Mr. Popo's stool attack and all that is left is Mr. Popo and Speed Racer. lets return.

Speed Racer turns into sonic form and force feeds Popo some sugary Lucio-os. Clearly they are the all star weapon in this Fatality Duel. Popo turns into R2-Type2 Diabetes (like R2D2 but with diabetes). Garfielf comes back to life and kicks Speed Racer into orbit that stupid mutt and he dies anyway. Popo then finds out that a new challenger approaches: Gogeta46power. He comes in and uses his secret power: Changing the ending to piss off Nic Sabbia. But Nic comes in and is like nooooooooooooooooooooo imma edit it and stuff so Popo dies of aids because yeah he had aids. Nic Sabbia Wins.

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